Hexi's rant
did-you-kno:

Horseshoe crab blood contains a protein that protects against bacterial contamination during medical testing, saving countless human lives. 1 quart of the blue-colored blood costs $15,000. Source

hey look blood that costs more than printer ink

did-you-kno:

Horseshoe crab blood contains a protein that protects against bacterial contamination during medical testing, saving countless human lives. 1 quart of the blue-colored blood costs $15,000. Source

hey look blood that costs more than printer ink

Reblog if you’re part of the SCP Foundation Fandom.

iamnotadamnedmonkey:

scp-wiki-official:

lifeintwodimensions:

I want to see who else there is thanks.

We’re here!

Not sure if I’d say I’m a fan of it, since I’ve written so much of it but… eh, why not.

-RL Bright

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

and they wonder why i just didnt do the homework

elitefourfairytype:

If you think this isn’t exactly how this fight would go, you’re wrong

script by me, art by cappa

god fucking dammit

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

that has to be illegal…. giving people seizures on the road aint cool

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

that has to be illegal…. giving people seizures on the road aint cool

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

i have a living breathing cat, and yes i throw her

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

i have a living breathing cat, and yes i throw her

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

yeah i gotta agree… i’m happy paying 2$ for a slurpee in exchange for free healthcare erry day

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

yeah i gotta agree… i’m happy paying 2$ for a slurpee in exchange for free healthcare erry day

so-sugoi:

things i want to be

  • really hot
  • not poor

well you’re one of htose things.. maybe you can win the lottery


zwampert:

zwampert:

I’ll be giving away 5 Diancies. Click here for Diancie’s stats and information.
Rules:1. Must be following me.2. Only reblogs count.3. No giveaway blogs.4. Must respond to my message within 24 hours.5. Must have XY. I’m NOT going to wait till you get ORAS.I’ll end the giveaway around July 31st. I’ll edit this post once it’s over. If you have any questions, send me an ask. I will however, not respond to anonymous asks regarding giveaways. Please keep this in mind.

Good news! I managed to get some more Diancies. Meaning that I’ll be giving away an additional 20 Diancies. Meaning that there will be a total of 25 Diancies given away.

zwampert:

zwampert:

I’ll be giving away 5 Diancies. Click here for Diancie’s stats and information.

Rules:
1. Must be following me.
2. Only reblogs count.
3. No giveaway blogs.
4. Must respond to my message within 24 hours.
5. Must have XY. I’m NOT going to wait till you get ORAS.

I’ll end the giveaway around July 31st. I’ll edit this post once it’s over. If you have any questions, send me an ask. I will however, not respond to anonymous asks regarding giveaways. Please keep this in mind.

Good news! I managed to get some more Diancies. Meaning that I’ll be giving away an additional 20 Diancies. Meaning that there will be a total of 25 Diancies given away.