I hope you don’t plan on being productive for the rest of the day, because the internet is about to muck that up.
First things first, Jehovah’s Witnesses do not want people to be jerking it, especially deaf people. Probably because the risk of somebody walking in on them is even greater, and that’s just going to be awkward for everyone. (There’s no telling how many times Annie Sullivan walked in on Helen Keller mid-diddle…)
Left side is hexi’s PC and right side is mine :D
<.< yes ok sure my pc is beat to shit…. ;.; now yours looks nicer
so my girlfriend has had a shiny luvdisc for the longest fucking time and no matter how hard i would try i could NEVER CATCH/BREED ONE OF MY OWN and she would always tease me about it and it drove me nuts
turns out she bred a male counterpart for her female (in a love ball no less), trained him up to level 100, nicknamed him, and sent him to me.
IF THIS ISN’T LOVE THEN WHAT IS
This is hacked. It isnt Kalos born and you cant breed down pokeballs in earlier gens. Plus Luvdisc is 80% female or something like that too…. What i’m tryna say is that that bitch lyin to you and if she lie about some pokemon who know what else she lyin bout homeboy you bettah check ya woman
so what if its hacked, its a nice gesture
OMG WHAT DID I DO!?
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Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favourite thing ever.
Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”
This is the happiest skeleton I’ve ever seen
And here’s the “before” to the Smithsonian’s “after”…
This will never cease to warm my heart.
This is perfect.
sometimes I wonder why I’ve never been in a relationship but I think I’ve found the answer
for everyone who needs a laugh today, this is for u: my seductive face
Oh gawd. My loins
I am glad I made your day.
erm so.. hi
You have hair of a lavender goddess :D if I ‘twas a lady I’d totes go for that if I could pull it off half as well as u
eeee thank u <3
and who cares? DO IT ANYWAY EVEN IF YOURE NOT A LADY
Yahhhh but bleaching my hair cuz it’s as my friend calls it “midnight brown” and so much hassle and I’m so god awfully lazy u don’t understand lol
darling my hair is dark brown (like 1 step away from black) and I did it go on son, make me proud
Awe, well I would id love too but I’m not a favorite at work and I’d get yelled at even though this other girl has like 4 different colors, so Woooh favoritism
well that’s just bullshit >:(
i work in a retirement home and the residents all love it, it’s hilarious
i cannot imagine queen revan working in a retirement home wow
on the day before valentine’s day this year, my two friends (one male and one female) decided to do a social experiment. they posted the exact same status on facebook and left it up for five minutes, before taking a screenshot to see what reaction they got. I think the pictures speak for themselves.
… if you ask me the woman just has shitty friends
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
in canada calling 911 works with any cellphone regardless if it has minutes or a sim, texting too, and calling them and not speaking sends everything
well it’s time for me to get ripped because I am becoming a Qunari lady
OMG ure pups should be ure war hounds :D
i can’t take them to the con :( as much as Akira would be a baller war hound (and look good in armor, Blondie not so much lol) i can’t put them on the ferry overnight cos that would break my heart .-.
*rides in on a mose* hello ladies~